madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via makebelievethati-impress)

156,669 notes

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

image

(Source: englland, via trust)

197,588 notes

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

me

114,862 notes

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via fake-mermaid)

624,346 notes

spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

image

(via tyleroakley)

171,277 notes

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via trust)

510,759 notes